I will explain:
Whenever I read a book, most of the time my favorite character ends up dying. Or disappearing. Or something terrible.
I have had so many favorite characters die that I have enough to make a full list of them. Even the businesses that I like have been swallowed up. Example- I loved Adelphia, and then what happened? Comcast bought Adelphia so now Adelphia doesn't exist anymore.
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Here's the list:
- Walter Blythe dies in the 8th book of the Anne of Green Gables series, Rilla of Ingleside.
- Proginoskes disappears at the end of A Wind in the Door.
- The old turtle dude from Kung-Fu Panda dies in a frenzy of flying flower petals.
- My favorite drug store, Eckerd, was bought by CVS Pharmacy, so Eckerd does not exist anymore.
- The thing that I said about Adelphia and Comcast. What really stinks is that Comcast has horrible service!!!
- The drummer from Skillet (my favorite person from that band) left the band.
- The Fox from the movie the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe dies (at least for a little while) when the White Witch points her wand at him and turns him to stone.
That's all that I can think of right now. Oh! I just thought of one more! My favorite minivan got crashed and was totaled! We had to get a new van, so now the old one is gone!
Of course I am being hopelessly pessimistic here, but this has been going on for TOO LONG! It needs to stop!!!!!
3 comments:
COMCAST DOES NOT HAVE TERRIBLE SERVICE!!!! o.k. sorry but stop complaining and find a book that nobody dies in. Like A Wind in the Door.
Did you not see that Proginoskes (my favorite character) disappeared at the end????
I haven't read that Rilla book yet. You gave it away! Wah! Aw, I feel so bad for you. Not really. ;D Anyway, I agree with you. Insight also sold out to comcast and I'm not even capitalizing comcast cuz they stink.
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