Awesome Tongue Twister

Ed Nott & Sam Shott
By Who Knows?

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shott shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

I submit that this is the coolest, most awesome tongue twister in the entire universe. I didn't write it, but it was in my Grammar of Poetry book for school. I think it's pretty sweet.