Chuck Norris Jokes

(To all who don't know, Chuck Norris is a really bad actor and people make fun of him for that. There are lots of "Chuck Norris Jokes" about him because in the TV shows he appears in, he always comes out on top. No matter what the odds are, he always wins, usually by kicking people in the head. Since he always wins, the jokes are about him doing impossible things.... They're quite entertaining.)

I found a lot of Chuck Norris jokes lately, and they are REALLY funny. Here are some of those:

1). Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
2). Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.
3). Chuck Norris got "7" at the Sun Stare (Brian Regan reference here).
4). Chuck Norris can move backwards with an ordinary piece in checkers, legally.
5). Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone.
6). Chuck Norris can moonwalk foreward.
7). Chuck Norris expects the Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python reference here).
8). Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
9). Tabasco Sauce adds kick to your food.... Chuck Norris Sauce adds a roundhouse kick to the FACE.

If you know of any more, pleasepleaseplease send them to me!!! I have become a big fan of Chuck Norris jokes, so any more would be greatly appreciated. :)