This is Ha-ha-larious!!!!! (Ha ha!!!)

I know that I have already posted on how funny Garfield comics are when things are simply removed, but this is halarious!!!! Totally de-garfed Garfield comics. No Garfield or anything. This is the link for more. I love 'em!

p.s. The very last one isn't totally de-garfed, but it doesnt' show Garfield's thoughts. I think it is halarious!!!!!

Wow

Baby Wombat Pictures

These pictures are, obviously, pictures of baby wombats. Aren't they so cute?

I was studying Marsupials in science today and saw the cutest picture of a wombat in my book. That inspired my dad and I to look for "baby wombats" in Google Images, and we found these too-cute-for-words pictures.

One of my new favorite animals?

The wombat. :)

Some Things to Help You On Your Journey of Life

When you are in a cheerful mood, it sometimes gets a little too cheerful. Here are some poster/picture things to help you get a little demotivated.

Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I am Thinking About...

Changing the name of this blog. I don't really like the name any more, so I am taking reccomendations, in case I find one that I like. I will not change it yet, I am just thinking about this. Please give me your ideas!

My Science Book is Pretty Wierd

My science curriculum is called Lyrical Life Science. It's Biology or something. But, to bring meaning to the "lyrical" part of it, the author takes a normal tune that you might hear like "Oh! Susannah!"or"Yankee Doodle" and puts different lyrics to it, kind of like Weird Al. Here are the words to one of the songs put to the tune of "Shortnin' Bread:"

DNA is what they say, made you what you are today

Like a program it will tell, what will happen in each cell

DNA is a molecule, look real close, it's really cool

Like a ladder in a double helix, so simple yet so complex.

(Chorus)

De-oxy-ribo nucleic acids talkin' 'bout genes and chromosomes

De-oxy-ribo nucleic acids talkin' 'bout genes and chromosomes

:) (:

In chromosomes made of DNA, there is a particular way

Nitrogen bases can be seen, in special orders to make a gene

When organisms reproduce, different genes are on the loose

Dominant and/or recessive, the offspring gets traits the parents give.

(Chorus)

Genetics is the study of heredity, it may use probability

To predict just how likely, results of genetic crosses will be.

(Chorus)

Genetic engineers can use, parts of different molecules

Changing DNA around, to solve a problem they have found.

(Chorus)

You Won't Believe This

Did you know that a Whippet is supposed to be small and thin? Supposed to be.This Whippet was born with a "defect" called "Double Muscles."

I hope he doesn't get out of control. Tell his owner to keep him spoiled so he doesn't kill everyone in America. Ouch.

He's cool to look at and stuff, but I hope that I never see him in person. I don't usually like big dogs that jump on me-who does?-and whippets are hyper... mmhmm. I'd rather just look at the picture and marvel. At how glad I am that this dog does not live in my house.

This Is A Pretty Ugly Dog, If You Know What I Mean

The dog's name is "Elwood." The first question that comes to my mind is "Why the name Elwood?" And then, after I see the photo, I think, "What happened?" I don't have a clue to how this dog got like this.


I thought-before-that he's so ugly he's cute, but now after a while, I just think Elwood is the "Ugliest Dog in the World." Which, he, unfortunately for him, is. Poor guy.

If you ever want to make an "Elwood Jr." just cross a Chihuahua and a Chinese Crested. You will probably breed a pretty ugly dog. Typo: REALLY ugly dog.

I... I think one dog is enough.

I Hope This Outfit Does Not Go Far

This outfit is from a fashion show and I think the people at the show are trying to find the new outfits for the future. So, hopefully, this doesn't go very far.

I don't want to have to go to, let's say McDonald's and try to squeeze me and my huge brass instrument into a booth. Maybe I could have a French Horn instead. That would still be hard because I'd have to carry it everywhere with me when I wear that outfit, but I could possibly sit in a booth.

I don't want to give up my love for sitting in booths. Also, I don't want to burn my skin with the heat of the sun and the instrument. So in the future, I at least hope that I will not be seen in public wearing one of these. (But the pants are awesome.)

This Stuff is Actually Pretty Gross But Some People Want You To Think The Opposite

Have you ever heard about food artists? They literally put make-up on the food for a picture for an ad.


Here you can compare the "Famous KFC Bowl" in the ad with the "Famous KFC Bowl" in real life stuff. I just like to call it the "KFC Bowl of Vomit and Sludge." It is made of like, mashed potatoes on the bottom, chicken or turkey, I think and then three kinds of cheeses on the top. Oh, there is gravy somewhere in there, too!

I have read in a magazine that some people stuff a chicken with paper towels to make it look full of stuffing. Then, they make it look like it is roasted perfectly by adding on detailed lines made by eyeliner. And to make bubbles in milk stay put, they stir up some sort of glue concoction then place it in choice spots all around the glass. What really makes me wonder is that it takes about 1 or 2 hours to take a picture of food for an ad. Weird.

Summer!!!!!!!

Love summer! It's just the fact that it's hot outside that makes me wish that it was spring or winter. But more awesome fun happens in summer so that makes it perfectly OK with me.

I'm doing some traveling and going to a fun camp as said earlier in another post called HORSE CAMP!!!!!! I bet anyone could tell what I'm doing this summer with that title. :)

I go to some free summer movies for kids too! Most are relatively old movies like Dreamer, Jimmy Neutron, Madagascar, Happy Feet, etc, etc, etc.

Of course I swim also.Summer is nothing if you don't swim at least 10 times. I love swimming games like Jail Break and Marco Polo.

I also play a game called "The Ticket Game" with my dad and brother. It is so fun! The ticket person, who is mostly my dad because I can't throw anybody (you might be thinking, "Throwing is involved? Oh my! But it is the most important part of the Ticket Game.) chooses secretly a day for the movie,( Sunday Sturday, etc. etc.etc.) time of day for the movie, (not like 6:01 or anything- just like 6:00) a theatre number (numbers up to ten) a row number(up to ten again) and a seat number(up to ten!).

The people who are not the ticket people try to get in to the movie by guessing the numbers. If they are not right on even the first one they get thrown into the deep end of the pool. Then they get to try again.

When a person gets the numbers all right, and doesn't get thrown, then they get to see the Secret Bunny Show! My dad does that with me, you don't have to do that movie if you play! It's just a really funny game. :) Love summer!!!!!!!

Funny Gas Pics

Gas is pretty expensive lately. I found this picture on the My Pictures part of my computer so I just thought I'd use it for one of my posts.

The question is: Is this thing real? Or is it just something else like an Internet trick thing that you can do? I don't know, but I think it's pretty funny.

At this gas station you must see some rich people hopping around on a peg leg alongside their nice cars that only take premium gas. Another question for this: Do they have a surgery room in the back? :)

I Like Key West (and chickens, kinda)

There are chickens all over the place. As a warning, if you do not like any kind of chicken, even if it is in a very popular vacation spot, do not go here. I am talking about Key West. It is a quirky place.

I stayed in a hotel somewhere near Key West, and there was a black chicken running around near the Hotel pool. It was very odd, I tell you. Very odd. Too odd. Actually, not.

I have heard something like, "once Key West sand gets in your shoes, you just will keep coming back." Something like that. But it is true. I want to go again. (1) Because I like the place, it is my style. (2) Because I want to go snorkeling again on a coral reef, (it was amazing! Tropical fish everywhere! Parrot fish, Barracudas, and the like!) and maybe even scuba diving! That would be awesome!

I saw the southernmost point when I was there, ate some meringue-topped Key Lime Pie, and went to a big nightly sunset festival, almost by accident. I also saw a big cruiser ship board passengers. It was a great vacation. I wish I could do it again right now!!! I just love that place. That is very obvious from the length and way that I am writing... You are probably getting bored...Sorry!!! Gosh, I just love that place!!!! :)

Ranbow post of DOOM! ( not really) :)

I am expirimenting with the font colors. They are pretty awsome. Do you think so? I do. I like this color a lot but what about THIS color? Or this color. That is very pretty. Kind of a lavendar.